My New Favorite Perfume Wants Me to Hate It
You won’t see me at the beach *having fun* anytime soon because I have yet to learn how to wear a bikini without looking/feeling like a burrito. No, I go to the beach to pound my own ass into the shore...
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Short of smearing a Gogurt Squirt on my pulse points, I have attempted to smell like deliciousness for most of my adult life. As a college freshman in 2006, energized by finally being at a school with...
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